What Once Was
Monday, May 29, 2006
  There really IS a difference, you know
ISSUES - Just my opinion but issues are the struggles you have in your life (religious, political, past relationships, etc.) that you are aware of and are working on. You try to handle them, understand them, accept them, etc. And yes, your issues are yours and mines be mine! But I don't mind talking about them. It helps, in fact.

BAGGAGE - Well, this is just the crap from your past that you don't want to deal with. Instead, you just carry it around with you. It's a chip on your shoulder or a thorn in your side but for some reason it doesn't quite hit the level of being and "issue" because you just don't want deal with it and face the facts. You want to keep it. For what? Damed if I know.

And really, that's about it in a nutshell!
 
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
  Photomosaic Zoom
If you love photomosaics,then you will love to keep zooming in on this set of photos!
 
  Quotable Quotes




"Grateful Dead Fans are like people who like licorice. Not everyone likes licorice, but the people who like licorice REALLY like licorice."
-J. Garcia
 
Saturday, May 20, 2006
  Corporate America!


These were actual quotes from management level personnel in US businesses. Employees were asked to submit them for a contest: These are the winners.

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)

"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)

"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)Ah.......
 
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
  Shout out!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
to my Sista" and Bro-in-law dude! I love ya's man!
 
Friday, May 12, 2006
  Rock on Ram Dass

"Remember,
we are all affecting the world every moment,
whether we mean to or not.
Our actions and states of mind matter,
because we're so deeply interconnected with one another.
Working on our own consciousness
is the most important thing that we are doing at any moment,
and being love is the supreme creative act.
As long as you have certain desires about how it ought to be you can't see how it is."

-Baba Ram Dass-
 
Sunday, May 07, 2006
  "I'm a Princess"
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-
cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

"Tray-up, Bitch."
 
Thursday, May 04, 2006
  Remember Kent State
36 years ago today
 
Monday, May 01, 2006
  Tagged by Snow White and her 7 Dwarfs

Snow White tagged me quite a while ago and I'm sorry for the delay but here I go!


6 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME


1. It took me WAY too long to post this tag. Not because I'm lazy but because it took me that long to come up with 6 weird things because I actually think I'm normal.
2. I would rather give away a concert ticket that get money for it. Hey, enjoy the show!
3. Sometimes I bring my socks and underwear to the shower with me - and wash them. I use conditioner as "fabric softner".
4. I think Elvis is dead and has been for a long time now.
5. I sleep with a stuffed Jerry Garcia doll.
6. I've never had a pedicure and probably never will. I think it's gross.

I think I have to come back to tag others(?). I had about 4 of these in April (on other blogs) and am tapped out!
 
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